I want a remote that makes people shut the fuck up with the click of a button
this has too many notes to be safe
Programs that require you to search for a separate program to use it for what it’s meant to be used for: why
you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money
"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"
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